The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jennings's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.