The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.