The Butter-Finger Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
- Jennings gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.