The Dropped Pass Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Ref: "Number Jennings, that's a flag." Jennings: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jennings's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.