The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- The broadcast shows Jennings on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jennings drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.