The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jauan Jennings
Jauan Jennings · MIN · WR
“Jennings is already "Out" with that calf. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jennings's week
- Jennings scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jennings gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jennings scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jauan Jennings in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jauan Jennings is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jauan Jennings actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.