The Snap Count Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.