The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
84%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.