The Fumble Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.