The Late Scratch Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.