The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Daniels will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Daniels, Daniels, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.