The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Daniels is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Daniels scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.