The Checkdown Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Daniels: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Daniels is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Daniels, Daniels, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.