The Pick-Six Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Daniels's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.