The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.