The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Waddle was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.