The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Waddle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Waddle, Waddle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.