The Dropped Pass Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Ref: "Number Waddle, that's a flag." Waddle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.