The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Waddle gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Waddle, Waddle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
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- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.