The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.