The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Waddle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Waddle, Waddle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.