The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Ref: "Number Waddle, that's a flag." Waddle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waddle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waddle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.