The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.