The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.