The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.