The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Waddle gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
90%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.