The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.