The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Waddle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.