The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Warren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.