The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.