The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.