The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Warren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Warren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.