The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Warren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.