The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.