The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.