The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Warren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Warren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.