The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Warren, Warren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.