The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Warren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.