The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Warren scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.