The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Warren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.