The Stuffed Run Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Ref: "Number Warren, that's a flag." Warren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.