The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Coach says Warren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Warren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.