The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Warren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.