The Garbage-Time Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Warren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.