The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Warren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.