The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Warren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Warren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.