The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- Warren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Warren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Warren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.