The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Warren
Jaylen Warren · PIT · RB
“Warren runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Warren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Warren gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Warren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.