The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Wright is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wright, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.