The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Wright gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wright drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.